God’s punch

Hello bishop, I’m writing to tell you about something that happened with one of your pastors.
I must say that I admire the way you defend your faith. I saw one of the Church’s TV programs and wrote down the address of the Church. I live in Juruaia – Minas Gerais (Brazil), but sometimes, I visit my grandmother in Muzambinho.

Earlier this year, I walked by a young man who was buying a shirt and he caught my attention. Later, I found out he was a pastor of the Universal Church. I went to Church one day and he was doing a meeting for three people, but the way he preached seemed like the Church was packed. Anyways, I was very attracted to him.

That’s just how I am; I can get any man I want. He was constantly on my mind, day and night. I asked him for his WhatsApp, but he said he didn’t have one. I asked him for his Facebook name, but he said he didn’t have a Facebook account. The more he rejected me, the more I wanted him.

I tried to bring him to my house, but he always said no. Deep down, I knew for sure that he wanted to come over. Then, one day, I threw myself at him. That day, I was determined to sleep with him! He was alone in one of the Church’s rooms; I tore his shirt open and told him he’d be mine at any cost. But, I was completely surprised by his reaction! He said, “Lord, have mercy on me”, and punched me so hard I almost fainted. He pushed me out of the way and ran out. I walked out, frightened and with blood all over my face. Then I thought, “How can a man not want me?”

I tried everything to sleep with him, at least one time, but it was to no avail. I’ve had sex with pastors from other denominations, like the World Church, and I only decided to write because I’ve suffered tremendously in my love life. But, I’ve decided to seek the God of the Universal Church because now I know this is the best Church, because, this pastor, though he physically hurt me, was faithful to his Church. Therefore, I want to congratulate this Church for having an honorable character.

What happened made me understand that I am walking a path that leads straight to hell, so I’m asking for your help. I’m asking for forgiveness for what I did.


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